hundeae:

hundeae:

Basically

Actually though
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. Aldous Huxley (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Source: theunquotables, via what-i-am-is-hope)


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carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

(via fuckyoubitchhahahahhahaha)


1 day ago // 404,408 notes
unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 
fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

(via serennndipity)


1 day ago // 397,639 notes

volcainist:

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

(via fuckyoubitchhahahahhahaha)


1 day ago // 150,240 notes

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via monika-geeeee)


1 day ago // 656,636 notes